NO I DON’T GET IT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
i’ve been made fun of for who I am all my fucking life, pretending to be someone else is not a luxury I have. Pretending to be me is not fucking funny. wanna pretend to be me? take all the responsibilities and baggage with you. I’m not your fucking social experiment so you could see how I react.
you are 20 fucking years old I shouldn’t have to tell you how to pay your motherfucking bills or how to manage your money. quit making my life unnecessarily complicated you fucking child
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Okay so I messaged the winner and if they don’t respond with their address and a valid form of ID to prove they’re over 18 a new winner will be picked in their place by tonight!
Those days when I’m super lazy and can’t be bothered to do anything
today I didn’t go to my morning class because I hadn’t really slept and I needed to work on hw. So I didn’t get dressed up like I usually do. I didn’t take the bus at the time I usually do. So I took a later bus and found out that an old friend of mine lives one bus stop away from me, just recently moved there. LIKE WOAH WTF. Literally all these other things had to happen in order for me to find that out. that shit cray
It’s kinda unsettling remembering that I’m not gonna get any taller. I don’t need to buy shoes a little longer because I’m going to “grow into them”. I don’t have to buy pants with legs slightly too long in case I grow an inch or two. Nope. It’s me, my 5’4 3/4 height, and basically the same clothing size forever….
Reading that JK has doubts and would have put Harry and Hermione together has kinda shattered me but a few things come to mind distinctly:
1. Ron and Hermione are still canon until JK writes another book saying they aren’t. So all Hermione/Harry shippers can only justify them ending up together after the epilogue in HP7.
2. John Green says that books belong to their readers and that authors don’t have much more insight than a reader does about after a book ends. Which is in contrast to Rowling, who has answered many, many questions about what happens to the characters after the books ended. I’ve found this incredibly interesting because there is always answers I want about how a book universe continues on when none of us are able to read about it any more. I’ve always loved that she gives answers. I honestly don’t like this though, admitting that you have regrets about how you wrote a major plot point. Of course, I’m sure all authors have some thing they wished they had changed in their books but they don’t admit it. I mean I wasn’t expecting Ron and Hermione to be a totally peaceful couple all the time but that was the joy of it all. They are a realistic couple who don’t see eye to eye all the time and thats okay. she sends flying birds at him and he sulks around and pouts constantly anytime they fight. But they work it out and thats the point! So since I thoroughly enjoy shipping Ron and Hermione, and do not enjoy author’s regret…
3. I’m just gonna completly ignore this because NONONONONORONANDHERMIONEARESUPPOSEDTOBETOGETHERFOREVERANDHAPPILYEVERAFTERTHEEND